We all know bad things happen when you blog about work, but since that's all I do, it's all I've got left to talk about.

Coworker: Gene, can you run this report for me? Me: I hate my life. Coworker: ... Me: Did I just say that out loud? Coworker: ... *back away slowly*

:: Not something I like to give much authority, but I liked this little bit about careers from Viceland really nails what I do:

P.S. Careers aren't that great anyways; it's not all golf and strip clubs, it's mostly putting out fires and worrying about lawyers.