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Tuesday, February 08, 2005 |
Hemp Is For Idiots or Do We Need ANOTHER Hallucinagen
 
Hemp is good for lots of things. It makes a great rope. Makes good cloth for really poor people (I mean really really poor people. I mean too poor to afford Chinese prison sweatshop $3 pants poor.). That's about it, I think. Oh, I forgot, it's also good for making a terrible strawman. But then, what do you expect from potheads? So let's cut to the chase. Nobody gives a rats ass about hemp, and we all know it. So stop insulting our intelligence (or stop smoking the doke for a second and think for a change), and just have out with it. You want to make marijuana legal. There are plenty of strong arguments for to do just that. There are even other countries to which you can conduct fairly scientifically valid comparison studies with. But please, stop with the hemp crap already. I appreciate this book for just (apparently) cutting to the chase on this. If you want to convince your kids that dope is not a bad thing, then this book is the way to go. Get it. Read it to them. Educate your children... to the fact that you are morons. Seriously. Kids have caffine, cartoons, sugar, chocolate, ice cream, Ritlin, other kids, pets, TV, movies, wrestling, comic books, video games, naps, and their imagination. Do they really need to escape reality? And you, the so-called adult, wtf? You've got it even better. Besides all of the above, is alcohol, tobacco, nicotine, caffine, Everquest, huffing paint thinner, basejumping, ghb, porn, chatrooms, getting high on gasoline fumes, the Internet, sleeping pills, phonesex, andro, clubbing, gambling, cable (or satellite), driving, golf, or anything else money can buy not enough? I mean, if you really want to voluntarily kill a few brain cells for a few hours, just buy yourself a cheap $10 frying pan and whack yourself in the head a few times. It's a lot cheaper, and it's a lot easier to stop.

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