I spent the better part of an hour this morning finally cleaning out my inbox for my various email accounts, all in the fruitless search for a work related email that I have since found out was never sent to me. What I did find out, however, is that there is a great unmet need I was unaware of. The spam I get is pretty much what you would expect. Mortgage applications and approvals (aka identity theft and phishing expeditions), Viagra, Lonely Housewives, Perscription drugs (at lower prices), nothing out of the ordinary. But lately, I've been getting a LOT of spam related to, ahem, an apparent shortage of satisfactory sperm during sex. Now, I do know that this is a real problem in a fertility context, but the spam I get seem to relate that this is also a big problem in the satisfying a woman sexually context as well. When did this happen? Are my ex-girlfriends really all sitting around a table, sipping coffee, complaining that sex with me was not that great because I couldn't produce gallons of semen on demand? Is this really a problem? Is this really a need that exists in the marketplace? In all the conversations I've ever had, I don't think anyone has ever expressed a dissatisfaction with their (or their partner's) current level of production. Seriously, who is buying this stuff? And why is my name on the mailing list?!