Boss on phone: "... so I want you to finish the report seeing as blah blah blah ... " Me: "OK, finish the report, right." *notices something out of corner of eye* Boss on phone: " ... and don't forget to call the client about the meeting that blah blah blah ..." Me: "Hold on, I've got a minor situation here." Boss on phone: " ... and let me ask you this question, blah blah blah ..." Me: "Be back in a second." *places empty trash can upside down over giant two inch cockroach crawling across office carpet* Me: "Sorry about that." Boss on phone: " ... blah blah blah ... "