It's an old press release, but maybe it's still good. Essentially, if you are the first 45,000 to call 311 and ask to help quit (and qualify), you'll get The Patch (tm) for FREE! Sure, it's part of an effort to curb smoking, which makes people healthier and reduces medical expenses, but screw that. We're talking drugs, for FREE, thanks to the government! I may take up smoking just to get the free nicotine!
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