It's a long story, but today I had to go to the bank. Banks actually.

What I love about the branch nominally close to my job, is how the branch manager always gives me the evil eye whenever I come in, like I'm about the rob the place or something. I've been with this bank for several years now, and my deposits are nice and healthy. If anything, he should be all over my ass to open a money market account or buy CD, like my home branch is. Instead, I get the "I think that's an Identity Thief" look.

And this is why I openned up a savings account with a different bank.